You May Say I'm a Dreamer

Just saw a sticker on a car that said “Imagine Peace” with John Lennon’s face on it. Made my day :)

Talking to my mom about something random

Mom: Yeah, well they don't do it proper.
Me: *properly
Mom: Sorry, I've never understood poetry
Me: .....

me in social situations: why
me when someone talks to me: why
me when nobody talks to me: why
me when i have to get out of bed: why
me when there's no food left: why

My mom is trying to convince me that if I go swimming I’ll get a flesh eating disease and die

If any of you guys haven’t heard the song “Fuck You” by Lily Allen, please. Take a listen. It’s required by law.